Funny Pick Up Lines

Dear Speed Seduction(R) Student,

Last week, I was answering a question about how to meet  women, anytime, anywhere, and I had so much to say on the  subject, I had to continue it on to this week’s issue. So once  again the question being discussed is, “what are some good and  easy ways to meet women?”

I discussed a bit about  4 different “approach positions”

and how a good pick-up either rapidly jumps from one to another  or is somewhere between two positions, combining their attitude  or “energy”. (I don’t care if you don’t believe in energy;  chicks do!)

Since this is one of my favorite topics, let me continue on  in this issue and give you some more keys for meeting women.

And this is important as a skill, if for no other reason than  to avoid…..

…..”Relationship By Default” Syndrome.

In case you don’t know, that’s when a woman comes along who  accidentally happens to be attracted to you, ends your sexual  starvation, but you have to settle because maybe you don’t even  really like or want her.

Sad, but for many men, so true, because they lack the  crucial skill of constantly bringing in new prospects.

Anyway, there are some fun-da-mental rules for making  pick-ups really effective and part of your daily reality.

Rule #1: Get yourself in the right frame of mind before you walk out the door!

Ok….I’ve harped on this before  in my seminars and  products. I’ll harp on it AGAIN. And I’ll harp on it til I’m  dead and gone and PLAYING a harp :

YOUR FRAME OF MIND IS CRUCIAL WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING AND  ATTRACTING WOMEN!!!

Understanding that allows you to also see the single  biggest and most common mistake guys make when it comes to  meeting women, and it is this:

They Are Relying On The Women Accepting Them To Make Them  Feel Good Instead Of Walking Up To Women With A Good Feeling  First!

Listen: YOU must first learn how to produce good feelings  in your body and mind, and learn to enjoy the actual process of  meeting women(it CAN be done!) BEFORE you can get good results.

Otherwise, you are relying on the WOMAN to make YOU feel  good. And in that, case, no matter how clever the lines you  say, who really has the power?

She does. NOT a good thing.

So you MUST learn to produce good feelings and states for  yourself……

……BEFORE YOU EVEN WALK OUT THE FRIGGIN DOOR!

Now, listen. I’ve come up with plenty of tools for you to  do this and  this is so important I’m going to make it a topic  of at least 2 issues of this newsletter. For now, just keep the  principle in mind:

You  Must Go First By FEELING Good FIRST Before You Even  Walk Out  Your Door!

Like I said, there are ways to program your mind to do  this, and in future issues, I will go into great detail and  show you exactly how to do it.

For now though, one  good way to do this is to make sure  you have a life going on with things you enjoy, besides women.

Invest yourself in hobbies, find things you love, make sure  you get adequate rest, and take care of your diet and physical  health.

Rule #2: Take into account and USE what the physical  dictates and layout of the situation in which you find  yourself.

Ok.   This is actually a simple concept.

Let’s say you’re a lucky s.o.b., and, like me, you live  right by a jog or bike path. Women are constantly skating,  blading, running or biking right by you. And let’s say further,  that, you, like me, are a lazy son of a bitch and have no  intention of moving your own fat ass via bike, blades, running  etc.

Now, given that physical aspect of the situation and your  own bone-deep sloth and aversion to movement, what do you have  to do in order to meet and talk to these women?

Well, Buckwheat, what ya first and foremost gotta do  is……

…Ya Gotta Get ‘Em To Stop!

That’s right.  That beautimous and buxom babe in the halter  top… that luscious blonde with the jog shorts so tight, her  “camel-toe” is poking through the sheer fabric….they will  never be riding your trouser pole UNLESS YOU CAN GET THEM TO  STOP!

With that in mind, I have actually USED the following  approach and ACTUALLY gotten it to work! I admit, as you read  it, it seems crazy, and it isn’t for beginners. It’s one of  those “don’t try this at home” unless you are a pro kind of  things.

But it’s an illustration of an extreme example that does  and can work and if I’m out there doing something THIS wacky,  surely YOU can come up with something relatively sane by  comparison.

Anyway .

I merely wait for a nice looking young lady to come  jogging, blading or biking toward my stationary position along  the path. I then jump out, hold out a hand and in my most  authoratative tone yell:

STOP! (This is actually pretty funny to watch. I have never  had them NOT stop!)

I  then say something like, “If you’re that easily stopped  …… you need a boyfriend who will MOTIVATE you! My name is  Ross”.

Now, at this point, I bring into play…..

Rule #3: Verbally Pace The Ongoing Situation

I cannot emphasize enough the power of this VERY important  rule. Basically, what it means is to verbally describe and  therefore ACKNOWLEDGE the situation and reality that she finds  herself in with you.

In the example above, where I’ve just jumped in her path  and yelled “STOP”, what do you think this girl is thinking.

It’s a safe bet it is something along the lines of “this  guy is fuckin’ nuts”!

So I better USE that instead of ignoring it.

I say something along these lines, “Look….I know this is  a totally nutty way to meet someone (pacing her ongoing  belief)… but I knew if I didn’t do SOMETHING to stop you,  we’d never get a chance to talk (also completely true…a  truism with which she cannot argue) and maybe see how much WE  COULD REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER (embedded suggestion).

The principle here is VERY important. And that is…

BY DEMONSTRATING UNDERSTANDING, YOU INCREASE RAPPORT!

Now, let me make something critically clear: I did NOT say  demonstrate that YOU are “understanding, sensitive” etc.

I said demonstrate “understanding”..of her ongoing reality  and situation.  Not in the sense of apologizing or excusing but

simply that you are alert and AWARE of who she is and what  she is experiencing. You then proceed to lead her where you  WANT her to be!

Now, back to the idea of using the physical layout of where  you are going to be meeting women:

Let’s say you are going to meet women in a coffee house or  restaurant, two of my favorite places.

It’s important to be aware of the physical lay-out of the  place.

As an example, when I go to the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf,  which has many branches here in L.A., I survey the place and  try to find what I call “the catbird seat”.

In case you don’t know, the “cat bird” is the bird in the  flock who is always given the high ground and best perch. Why?

Because it is his job to stay on the look out for the cat and  warn all the other birds that it is time to take off!

So when I walk into a Coffee Bean (or any other place like it) I always look for the seat in the place that will give me  the best view of anyone who walks in the door. This means I can  see anyone who is standing in line, and make eye contact with  them for a sustained period of time.

If you are sitting in a restaurant, a good idea is to sit  at the bar at a spot near the take out order spot, if you can  and if they have one.

As an example, the California Pizza Kitchen restaurant  chain almost always will have a take out spot or window inside  the restaurant, right near the bar where you can sit and eat.

This way, you can easily talk to and meet every woman  waiting in the take out line, which can be huge at the right  time of day.

Is this simple and is this making sense. I know it might  seem too easy, but little things like this can make a huge  difference.

One other example before we move on-at  a party, the best  spot to hang out is right by the bathroom. Women have  notoriously small bladders when they are drinking a lot, and  almost every girl there is going to have to get into your space  sooner or later if you park your horny ass near the bathroom!

Now let me round this issue off by talking about

MY FAVORITE PLACES TO MEET WOMEN!

As I’ve said before and will say again, I usually avoid  going to “singles” type places to meet women. That includes  clubs, singles bars, etc.

I’m aware that some guys love, even excel at these places,  and more power to them, but  for the most part, I avoid them.

Why?   Well, first of all, I’m now 45 years old.  And I just look totally out of place.

Just as important:  they are noisy and I don’t want to  shout to be heard. My voice is my livelihood and my instrument,  damn it.  Also they are loaded with DRUNK people, and no  offense to  you if you are bit buzzed reading this, but I HATE  BEING AROUND DRUNK PEOPLE!

Finally, it is exactly in these kinds of places that women  are extra suspicious and EXTRA on guard. And in a club or bar,  many otherwise friendly and nice women believe..

THEY HAVE A LICENSE TO ACT LIKE C**TS!

Don’t get me wrong. What I teach CAN and DOES work in these  place. I just don’t go there and don’t recommend that you do  either.

Ok. So here are some of my favorite places where I go and  where I recommend YOU go to meet women:

*Restaurants with attached bars. These places are often  great Tues-Thursday nights, around 6-8:30 PM.  Especially  upscale places, they cater to a professional crowd. Some VERY  nice looking women looking to unwind after work. Also often  these places serve as a meeting ground for women having  bacheleorette parties.

*Coffee houses like Starbucks, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf,  etc.  Great from 8-10:30 AM every day of the week. After 9am  you are more likely to get women who work in retail, outside  sales  like pharmaceutical reps, self-employed, students etc.

*Supermarkets- M-F noon to around 1:30 PM as women on their  lunch hours pop into buy hings. M-Thurs 6-830 PM. Sat  10AM-noon, same for Sundays.

*Shopping Malls- This is a no brainer. If they have a good  food court and are near offices, then noon til 130 PM, M-F. Hit  the food courts and forget most of the rest of the stores.

Other good times: Tues-Thurs 630-8PM and Sat afternoons.

*Self-Improvement seminars- If you live anywhere NEAR a  major U.S. city, chances are Tony Robbins will be hosting an  event.  Now, I don’t think Tony is the best seminar  investment…MY seminars would fall into that category.

However, his seminars are LOADED to the gunwales with  good-looking, SUGGESTIBLE women.

And hell, you don’t even have to actually sign up. Just  find out where they are being held, hang out in the lobby of  the hotel and swoop in on the women during the coffee, tea and  dinner breaks.

*Yoga Classes- Unbelievable amounts of hard-bodied,  open-minded, amazing looking and obscenely flexible women. Take  a beginners class if you’ve never done it before and you’ll met  lots of women, who are also VERY suggestible and open to “new  ways” of thinking.  Especially look for a studio that is  located near a coffee or tea place, because many women will  head over to such a place after a class to refresh themselves.

Ok..that’s it for now…look for the next issue where I  will continue on this theme of how to meet women, anytime,  anywhere, USING YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!

Until then,

Piece and peace,

Ross

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